she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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