:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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