whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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