I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My dick has a subreddit
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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