She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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