Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Say something about gay babies.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
and she was petting her beer can
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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