Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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