so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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