And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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