Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
