What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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