honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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