check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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