Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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