SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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