So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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