at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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