i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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