U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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