you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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