Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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