just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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