What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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