Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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