lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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