that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I could fuck to npr.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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