is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He better not be in your backpack
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
