she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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