i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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