As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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