I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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