are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
