mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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