is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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