Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize