Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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