Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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