Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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