Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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