Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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