Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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