what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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