I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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