Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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