Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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