no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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