My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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