dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
either way he was missing a nipple.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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