I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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