two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
pray to the hookup gods
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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