Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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