I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I have aggressive nipples.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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