Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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