Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just want nice things and good sex
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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